What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

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Bao
Tiger challenged Jesus to a game of golf - and it was nip and tuck for 17 holes.On the 18th - both hit the green - and with his tail up, Tiger marched forward in a straight line - right across the lake.Jesus tried to follow - but sunk beneath the waters - and lost the hole.Jesus later explained "It was easier for him - he doesn't have holes in his feet."Update 12/09 - in a re-match, Tiger's feet of clay let him down, as Jesus took the righteous path, around the lake.

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Carlotta
he better have at least 2 cars as he has a `hole in one`
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Sherlene
check out this picture of him, i can't believe he let this leak. http://www.ihatestacy.com/index.php?id=c5d20655bebd66b422a12e191b05b640 Report Abuse
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Drema
His New Name Is Liger Woods....get It?lol Report Abuse
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Corina
hahaa. i put that joke as an answer to a funny joke question(: Report Abuse
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Lorenza
His new name is "Lion Cheeta". ;)
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Merry
Santa Claus only has 3 ho's! Does anyone know any other really good Tiger Woods jokes they would like to share?